current emotion: 20% battery
kid: “how did you meet mom”
me: “thirst follow”
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives
National Geographic - Wild Russia
This dog was just walking down my street.
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone
when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate