i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.
I wish I knew more white dads
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
when your friend lets you copy their homework
”explain your answer”
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
a hip new dance called “sitting”
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well