When I try to remember what I learned last semester

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

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mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

loveyou-onthemoon:

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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gET OUT RIGHT NOW

The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.

plantvibes:

‎(✿ノ◡‿◡)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well

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